May 10, 2008
So Maxim Mag conveniently let someone leak their Hot 100 (i.e. what sports bloggers have pegged as Derek Jeter’s little black book). As we’ve all heard by now, 6 members of Maxim’s list are all in the Yankee captain’s fave five six. So then the boys over at Extra Mustard raised the question: who has the better resume between John Mayer and Derek Jeter?
Two readers brought up points that resonated with me:
Dave from Boston - Take into consideration the hotness of the women at the time of the relationship.
George from Nashville - Rank them, and add the scores.
And the real winner if I’m handing out awards: Justin Timberlake.
Are you kidding me? It’s not even close. Britney Spears 7 years ago was all-time, all-world, all-universe, all-everything. She made a freakin gym sock look hot. I litterally tried to give my left nutt just to meet her. I’m pretty sure that alone would be enough for Timberlake to take the crown, but just for fun, let’s count the other names. He’s currently with Jessica Biel, and he even briefly in the middle of his relationship with Biel had a fling with Scarlett Johansson (though that isn’t really verified by anyone). Spears, Biel and ScarJo are epic, the names he’s been linked to in the middle aren’t too shabby either: Janet Jackson (pre-Dupree), Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz (Unfortunately after her glory days as Tina Carlyle in the Mask), the ever lovable Samantha Micelli (Alyssa Milano to those who aren’t at the top of their ‘Who’s the Boss?’ knowledge), previously just a nobody-dancer now turned star of the movie Step-Up nobody Jenna Dewan, and lesser known musician Veronica Finn who actually replaced Britney Spears in the uber successful girl band Innosense.