And the Winner is…

May 10, 2008

So Maxim Mag conveniently let someone leak their Hot 100 (i.e. what sports bloggers have pegged as Derek Jeter’s little black book). As we’ve all heard by now, 6 members of Maxim’s list are all in the Yankee captain’s fave five six. So then the boys over at Extra Mustard raised the question: who has the better resume between John Mayer and Derek Jeter?

Jeter: Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Alba, and Vanessa Manillo

Mayer: Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz

Two readers brought up points that resonated with me:

Dave from Boston - Take into consideration the hotness of the women at the time of the relationship.

-and-

George from Nashville - Rank them, and add the scores.

And the real winner if I’m handing out awards: Justin Timberlake.

Are you kidding me? It’s not even close. Britney Spears 7 years ago was all-time, all-world, all-universe, all-everything. She made a freakin gym sock look hot. I litterally tried to give my left nutt just to meet her. I’m pretty sure that alone would be enough for Timberlake to take the crown, but just for fun, let’s count the other names. He’s currently with Jessica Biel, and he even briefly in the middle of his relationship with Biel had a fling with Scarlett Johansson (though that isn’t really verified by anyone). Spears, Biel and ScarJo are epic, the names he’s been linked to in the middle aren’t too shabby either: Janet Jackson (pre-Dupree), Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz (Unfortunately after her glory days as Tina Carlyle in the Mask), the ever lovable Samantha Micelli (Alyssa Milano to those who aren’t at the top of their ‘Who’s the Boss?’ knowledge), previously just a nobody-dancer now turned star of the movie Step-Up nobody Jenna Dewan, and lesser known musician Veronica Finn who actually replaced Britney Spears in the uber successful girl band Innosense.

11 Responses to “And the Winner is…”

  1. ????? said

    Have you seen Janet Jackson???

  2. steve said

    Don’t forget Fergie on Jt’s list

  3. Bruce Wilbat said

    I thought the contenders had to be a man - not a girl?????

  4. frank said

    No. F’ing. Way.

    But nice try.

  5. Me said

    None of these people can come
    close to Scott Baio.

  6. Jennifer Beals said

    Wait a second I never….oh…Jessica Biel…nevermind.

  7. Mike said

    Billy Bob Thorton- The guy is just plain nasty, yet he bags Angelina Jolie. That takes talent. He might have more talent than all of these boys put together.

  8. ruggedly said

    Scott Baio! Excellent call… I think 15 years ago, this blog would have asked, “who hooked up with more of the Hot 100: Scott Baio or John Stamos?”

  9. okokokaay said

    Nick Cannon-Selita Eubanks, Kim Kardashian, Christina Millian, Mariah Carey, do I need to keep going.

    Thats black, white, hispanic, bi-racial. Something for everyone.

  10. ruggedly said

    Princess Kim is 1st Team All-American talent, Selita is definitely up and coming, Millian is a steady vet, but I don’t know… I know Mariah is kinda getting it back together, but Mariah now just doesn’t compete with Jeter’s Mariah, or Washington Wizards jersey dress Mariah.

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