quinn1Just a short little write-up while at work:

Romeo Crennel wants everyone to know that starting Brady Quinn was his idea, and not the fans’.

He “felt like we needed a different dynamic on the offense”.

Say what you will Romeo, but obviously you’re going to come out and say that it was your decision.  What a worthless press conference.  No coach is going to call a press conference to say: “I’m really feeling the heat from these fans.  I gotta go with their gut instincts on this one, and bench my pro-bowl signal caller.”

“Sure DA had only thrown 1 int in his last 4 games, but when the fans started chanting ‘Bra-dy, Bra-dy’, I knew that Derek was the dynamic of our offense that was sputtering, it wasn’t League leading drop artist Braylon Edwards, our porous O-Line or our cardboard cutout tackling on defense making us play 1-dimensional catch-up all game long.”

Way to show your intelligence Cleveland fans.  Maybe it’s time to get ready to start chanting “Cliff, Cliff, Cliff” when Brady Quinn flounders, and the American League comeback player of the year could line-up under center this season, tossing long balls to Grady Sizemore.

Expanding something…

October 26, 2008


Roger Goodell thinks that reducing the number of pre-Season games, and extending the regular season would benefit the fans. At least that’s what he wants you to believe. Look, I hope no one is buying that. Star players just barely make it through 16 regular season games. So in order for a 17 or 18 game regular season to work there would need to be an additional BYE week or more games at the end of the season for the star players to sit out of.

What’s ‘Ole Roger really got in mind? More all-time records can fall with 2 more regular season games. Either that or Lindsey Strutt here used her feminine wiles to coerce him to such things.

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This is the day that Tony Romo realized that it was the beginning of the end. Happy Birthday Tony! Joe Simpson brought the clown. Seriously, would you look at everyone’s faces. Tony. Is. Biting. His. Fingernails. Dude behind Jessica is texting Romo as the picture is snapped: “Mo, this was fun while it lasted. I’ll go start the car, when you hear me honk twice, run!”

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2-man race in my eyes… I’ll toss out some others just because.

1. Lavelle Hawkins, Cal WR

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While all the world will be focusing on March Madness this month, then the NBA Play-offs and Finals [assuming they're not of the Spurs vs. Cavaliers snooze-fest variety], I will be wildly working away at providing you with pertinent information on the NFL and the goings on within [or as best I can for not having that kind of access]. All of my analyses will be in an effort to help you get your story straight for the upcoming season. If you haven’t noticed, teams are currently making moves and game-planning for this year’s draft. I plan on bringing to you a post ‘07-’08 wrap-up with looks to the future, a post draft/free agency wrap-up, a pre-season outlook and some sure bets for all those fantasy football teams you manage [I know you have at least 2 ;-) ]. At the end of the day (read: season), you’ll be able to look back and say, “You know what, that guy on the blog sure had some insightful advice” or you might find yourself saying, “Hey! That douche really screwed me with all his so-called ‘analyses’… douche.” Either way, it’ll be a learning and growing experience for us all.

Hope to be reading you all soon. :-)

Not So Giant Champions

February 29, 2008


Let me just say that there is not justice if a team with 6 times as many losses as the “runner-up” team can be crowned Champion so quickly and so absolutely by the fans. Read the rest of this entry »